Apologies and FUs
Let me start off by apologizing to all of our fans who showed up at KUMA the other night expecting us to play.
I was there but unfortunately the rest of the band (including my arsehole brother Dren) forgot to show up.
I still had a good time but unfortunately spent the rest of my disability check on drinks and lap dances so the recording of our next CD Impulse Thrill will be delayed. Maybe I should start looking for a new backup band that wants to be successful....

Are you reading me Dren, Anson and Barry?!
Love,
Weber